Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Xenophobia: Will it encroach into the Bok camp in Stellenbosch?

Interesting scenario:

Imagine guys like Shimmie, Tyibilika, Eddie Andrews and Sephaka leading a rabblement of angry and incensed local rugby players carrying matchets and pangaz, demanding that the non- South Africa Springboks named in the June Test trials return to their countries as they are talking up their "jobs" as well as taking away the limited Bok jersey. On the other end of the field, you have the likes abo De Wet Barry, Marius Jobert, Ollie Le Roux etc breathing heavily, carrying their short guns and pistols, claiming that these foreigners have stolen the limelight and their beautiful women (mainly directly linked to Bobby and Percy)……hence they should leave the country.

The SA defence force sends a heavy battalion of soldiers to help save the poor guys like Chavanga (Zim), Beast (Zim) (the attackers would think twice before pestering him…that man is a real beast), Mujati (Zim), and of coz the once famous Men In Black, Percy (Namibia) and Bobby Skinstad (Zim) who featured in the “Menace to Society II” during the infamous Stormers side of 1999 by taking all the woman around owing to there appealing chiselled features (I’m very straight by the way…) which left most women snivelling for more….Very interesting is it?

Did Percy not kick the Boks to WC victory, was Bobby not the man who brought excitment to the Cape Rugby, Does Chavanga not hold the record for most tries scored by a Bok in a single game, Did Mujati not cause a bitch fight between the Lions and Stormer, and revitalise the scrummaging in the Cape Rugby circles, and well, as for the Beast.....i need not to say any further, just listen to Shark Tank roar everytime he touches the ball,"beaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast"...........

Honestly, these guys have worked very hard to earn the Bok call ups and therefore need not be victimised.

This xenophobic violence is disgusting and despicable.

To all the perpetrators, please role your tails back, calm down and bring tranquillity back to South Africa …after all we are all AFRICAN brothers

Lets be “abafana be PEACE and LOVE”……. like the Kaizer Chiefs soccer fraternity is famously known for.


Peace magents...askies bafethu

Sho

5 comments:

Mzi said...

Nice article coach Taru. how do you think Mujati and la'Beast would hold against an angry mob? I would ask about Tonde but am certain he will "pull" something :-)

Coach Taru said...

I think they will 'push' a fist whilst abo Tondie are "pulling" hamstrings........

Assistant Coach said...

haha..nice buddy..sorry mr coach!!I like it..

madala-tall said...

Hola madala--dat was funny,big ups too the greatest farmer ever known...Coach Taru..lol

Coach Taru said...

Awu awu Madala, you're the greatest Master Farmer in the group.....as well as being the most consistent wing-man! You always get pissed off when someone drops the ball, without popping it you......